Friday, February 11, 2005

The Travisty of Travis Tea

(or who the heck is he/she?)

A simple, unknown, fumble fingered and illiterate writer, Travis Tea awoke one morning to find himself (or is that herself), through the miracle of modern science, genetically infused with the brain cells of the world's most famous and infamous science fiction and fantasy authors.

With so much talent coursing through his veins, and sometimes cursing, there was little left to do but sit down in front of the keyboard and let his, uh her, clumsy fingers do the walking. Thus, after much sweat, and a great deal of arguing between the authors who now vied for dominance in his/her head, the unrivaled jewel of literature that is Atlanta Nights was born.

Travis Tea became an author of unequaled fame.

An author that wished to share his/her hard won knowledge with other hopefuls.

There was one unfortunate side effect to this unexpected gift of the muses--the identity of Travis Tea is indeterminate, as his, uh her, appearance and gender can change at any moment.

And so, this blogsite was created, both to educate fledgling and wannabee writers, and in the hope that someone, somewhere, might recognize Travis Tea from the many photos that will be posted here--one for each persona.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Sir/Madam:

How dare you imply I had a sex change(s). I am and remain a woman's kind of man and a female with balls enough to say so.

Yours in outrage:


11:45 AM  
Anonymous Travis Jr. said...

How many balls would that be?

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is actually a person living in Raleigh, North Carolina (or more properly, Holly Springs) named Travis Tea. This isn't a hoax: you can find him in the phone book, and there's probably an engagement announcement as well since he's getting married in April. I should know. His fiancee is my boss -- and I've met him several times.

10:23 PM  
Anonymous Laurie said...

Travis Tea, you are my hero.

8:51 PM  
Blogger The Notorious Captain Travis "The Pastor" McMullen said...

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7:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You said you would post many photos, but I haven't seen a single one is over six years. What gives? You must be trying to mess with your fans. By the way, I wish I was like you, Travis. You are a really cool author and your super powers are epic. Why haven't I heard from you more often? You should really revive this blog. It's one of the best I've ever read.

10:08 AM  
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